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Funny Quote T-Shirt — “I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

£16.99

Soft, simple, and quietly witty — this classic crew T-Shirt carries a tiny, dry joke across the chest in a clean, minimalist type. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar from the first wear, breaking in gently without losing shape. Wear it on errands, at a low-key meetup, or when you want...

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Soft, simple, and quietly witty — this classic crew T-Shirt carries a tiny, dry joke across the chest in a clean, minimalist type. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar from the first wear, breaking in gently without losing shape. Wear it on errands, at a low-key meetup, or when you want to let a small laugh do the talking. The understated print keeps the look calm and clever, pairing easily with jeans, a cardigan, or layered under a jacket for a casually clever vibe.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with durable, smooth print-friendly fabric
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape
- Ribbed knit collar and twill shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic relaxed fit (5.3 oz/yd²) made with ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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